BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
(Source: fuckgallaghers, via helloimdixyx3)
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH OMG
(via a-small-world-my-friend)